so after i saw the avengers

• these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
• girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
• girl 2: loki! duh!
• girl 1: uh no it was hulk
• girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
• girl 1: you're the weirdo!
• their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest

• -sneeze-
• normal person: bless you
• liam payne: god bless your soul and heart and all that is good in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze